1 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,431 [bird caws] 2 00:00:05,432 --> 00:00:07,093 [bird caws] 3 00:00:07,093 --> 00:00:08,583 [Frankie] Back to school. 4 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:11,052 Time to leave the carefree memories of summer behind 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,771 and buckle down for another year. 6 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:13,879 Here we go again. 7 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,945 Ugh. Do we have to? 8 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,480 I'm not ready. 9 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,174 Can't we go back to June, 10 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,150 when the whole summer was stretched out in front of us? 11 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,017 You got ho memory for pain, Frankie. 12 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:25,714 You sure you wanna go back there? 13 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:28,860 Well, we were very hopeful when it started. 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,493 You smell that? 15 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,669 I'm told you, something's dead in this car. 16 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,066 It goes away in the winter, but it reactivates in the summer. 17 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:42,139 No, no. The grass, Mike. Fresh-cut grass. 18 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,676 If it's fresh-cut, you know it's not ours. 19 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,175 Doesn't it just take you back, though? 20 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,380 That's it right there. 21 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,639 You know, it's just that thing, 22 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,545 that feeling of summer that you can't describe, 23 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,848 you know,"this." 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,717 We should have an amazing summer, Mike. 25 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,359 Let's have an amazing summer. 26 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,994 Yes, let's, my darling. 27 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,526 With our travel budget of whatever's in the couch cushions, 28 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,697 the world is our oyster. 29 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,094 Ugh. It's not just about money, Mike. 30 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,565 I mean, don't you remember summer as a kid? 31 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,102 Going to drive-in movies, playing ghost in the graveyard 32 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,602 till your folks called you inside? 33 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,002 - Oh, yeah. That was a real summer. - Yeah. 34 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,075 I could kill a whole day just smacking 35 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:21,179 a tennis ball against the house and lying on my back, 36 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:22,838 in the yard 37 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,584 doing this. 38 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,281 Love that. Still can't do that. 39 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,887 Ah, it's not hard, Frankie. 40 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,114 It's all in the thumbs. 41 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,690 You gotta use your thumbs. 42 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,724 Meanwhile, our kids were busy 43 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,397 using their thumbs for other things. 44 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,429 Look at this. 45 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,691 Unh-unh. 46 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,131 Come on. Turn 'em off. 47 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,363 You're not spending your whole summer staring at screens. 48 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:47,597 [groan together] 49 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:51,568 I'm going in! 50 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,712 That goes for the TV, too. 51 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,315 [groan together louder] 52 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,513 Whoa! Careful! 53 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,251 Out. 54 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,514 [groan] 55 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,356 Well, I don't see any kids zombied out all over my couch, 56 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,222 so my talk must've done something. 57 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,761 Well, don't get too excited. 58 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,524 I just busted them huddled in the garage, 59 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,791 watching the old black and white TV with the cracked screen. 60 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:16,970 Are you serious? 61 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,433 What is wrong with them? 62 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,162 I... I told them to go outside. 63 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,001 Oh, my gosh. You told them something, 64 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,140 and they didn't do it? 65 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,368 Maybe those weren't our kids. 66 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,269 I don't get it. 67 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,676 When I was a kid, I ate supper with one foot on the floor. 68 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,349 I couldn't wait to get outside. 69 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,246 And I didn't even need any toys. 70 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,977 All I needed was a stick and a rock. 71 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:37,384 How do you think I got 'em out of the garage? 72 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,683 They really are pathetic, Mike. 73 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,021 All they care about is getting 100,000 coins 74 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:45,631 for Farmville or Pac-Man or whatever it is they're playing. 75 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,357 I'm pretty sure they're not playing Pac-Man. 76 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,093 Yeah, the point is, Axl's gonna be a senior. 77 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,806 This might be the last summer we're all together as a family. 78 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,031 I just don't want them clicking it away. 79 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,367 We have to reactivate them, 80 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,581 kind of like that smelly dead thing in the car. 81 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:02,872 Ugh! 82 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,812 This is so pointless. 83 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,780 It's our summer. 84 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,885 I mean, they're the ones forcing us to go to school all year. 85 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,452 This is our time to unwind 86 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,954 howsoever and with whatsoever we choose, right? 87 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,284 Totalmundo. 88 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,587 That's not a thing people really say, is it? 89 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,957 - No. - Well, I might try to start it. 90 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,190 I wouldn't. I know dad acted like this was his idea, 91 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,698 but this has mom written all over it. 92 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,301 If they're all of a sudden gonna start caring, 93 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,028 I'd appreciate a little heads-up. 94 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,900 Brick, what are you doing? 95 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,667 You didn't kill another pet, did you? 96 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,208 No, I don't even have a pet right now. 97 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,880 Do I? 98 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,604 I'm planting a tomato. 99 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:36,713 That's weird. 100 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,917 I found it in my backpack. 101 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,550 Oh, that's much more normal then. 102 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:40,981 I must've left it in there from when we were 103 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,485 learning about photosynthesis. 104 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,385 Ah! That sounds like a school word, Brick. 105 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,685 It's summer. Leave the learning inside. 106 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,988 Hey, guys. Your dad and I were talking... 107 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,756 Ugh! Why? 108 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:56,197 And we've come up with a fun summer thing for the whole family. 109 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,062 Adoption? 110 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,396 Just say the word. 111 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,936 Look, we've been watching you three, 112 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,199 and, uh, I gotta tell you, it's sad. 113 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,240 We're sad for you. 114 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,538 You got no clue of what a fun summer is. 115 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:11,082 And to that end, we are going to... 116 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,183 ...a drive-in! 117 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,443 - I get fries. - No fair. 118 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,451 You always call fries first and them mom makes us share. 119 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,781 I want my own fries! 120 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,219 No, not a drive-thru, you fools. 121 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,622 We're talking about a drive-in movie. 122 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,294 Movie! They're letting us watch a movie! 123 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,588 No. Stop. Nobody's going inside. 124 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,926 Your mom and I are taking you to a fun summer thing, 125 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,193 and it's only 2 bucks a car, 126 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,336 and it's called a drive-in movie. 127 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,963 [gasps] Is that like the ride at Disney World 128 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,571 where you're actually in the movie? 129 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,673 We're going to Disney World?! 130 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,603 Nobody's going to Disney World. 131 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,074 Nobody's in the movie. 132 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:44,113 Ugh. It's about giving you people some... "this." 133 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,807 They have no appreciation of "this." 134 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:46,815 I don't get it. 135 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,579 Why would we drive somewhere to watch a movie 136 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,553 when we can just watch a movie here? 137 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,419 I... I'just don't understand what we're doing. 138 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,561 Yeah, I'm with Sue-pid. Sounds like a waste of gas to me. 139 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,821 Totalmundo. 140 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,088 The car isn't moving. 141 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,096 You're... you're... you're sitting in, like, a parking lot. 142 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,665 You're not making this sound fun. 143 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,997 So we're not allowed to watch a movie here, 144 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,501 but we can watch one outside? 145 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,299 Do you guys get this? I... I don't get it. 146 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:09,839 There's nothing to get. 147 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,410 - Your dad and I were talking-- - I told you this was all her. 148 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,613 It's not all me! 149 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,680 Your dad and I had an insane idea 'together' 150 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,146 that we could all do something that 151 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,910 we thought was fun when we were younger. 152 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,645 Oh, no. Here it comes. 153 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,414 More tales of life on the prairie. 154 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,147 Fine. You win. We'll play tennis. 155 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,360 And I'll stay here with my tomato. 156 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,653 [whispers] To-mah-to. 157 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,593 Nobody stays. Everybody, put on your shoes and let's go. 158 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,960 Or you could put on your PJs. 159 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:34,861 What? 160 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,229 'Cause you'll be in the car. 161 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,773 I don't get it. Why are we still in the car? 162 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,940 - I thought we nixed that. - What are we even talking about? 163 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,439 I'm really, really confused. 164 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:44,940 Okay. 165 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:49,942 Imagine a giant iPhone that you can drive up to. 166 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,778 I'm listening. 167 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,858 [Frankie] So we dragged our poor victims off into the night 168 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,726 toward a future fond memory made just for them by 169 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,468 yeah, awesome parents who care. 170 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,158 Oh, boy. 171 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,702 Ooh! Check this out. 172 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,237 Yeah. Hi. I'l have a large fries and-- 173 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,773 - Axl. - Let him order. 174 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,133 He'll figure it out soon enough. 175 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:19,335 Look at this, you guys. 176 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,878 It's a triple feature... Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, 177 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,482 Fiddler on the Roof, and Serpico. 178 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,413 Mm. Two bucks a car. It makes sense. 179 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,554 I've never even heard of any of those movies. 180 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:30,756 You never said they were gonna be 'old' movies. 181 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,584 They're not old. They're classic. 182 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,349 "Classic" is code for "lame." 183 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,322 I mean, how could it not be? 184 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,723 The first one has "chitty" right in the title. 185 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,422 Oh, look! There's a playground up there. 186 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,533 And after you play on that, when the movie starts,... 187 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:42,530 ...you come back to the car. 188 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,226 If I leave the car, I'm never coming back. 189 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:46,565 Hey, look. The couple in the car next to us are wrestling. 190 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:47,398 Oh. 191 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,611 [honks horn] Hey! Family night! 192 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,505 Axl, switch with me. I can't see behind dad. 193 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,044 [Pfft] Axl, I think you're gonna really like Serpico. 194 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,010 It's got Pacino in it. 195 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,512 Remember the coach from Any Given Sunday? 196 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,775 Oh, yeah? Cool. 197 00:06:59,052 --> 00:06:59,780 Great football movie. 198 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:00,849 Oh, hey, that reminds me. 199 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,613 The, uh, scout from Southern called again. 200 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,449 I think he knows another school's after you. 201 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,888 - Axl, switch with me. - It's tough to pick. 202 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,686 I mean, East Indiana's got hotter chicks,... 203 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,795 ...but Southern's are supposed to be sluttier, so... 204 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,054 [honks horn] Family night. 205 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,892 Dad, can you duck down when the movie starts? 206 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,192 Hang on. You know, Axl... 207 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,700 ...maybe we can visit both campuses again later in the summer. 208 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:18,337 Dad. 209 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,167 I still can't believe we're choosing between two schools. 210 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,935 Dad, I am not gonna be able to see when I'm behind you. 211 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,702 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 212 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,436 Guys, I'm trying to listen to what they're saying. 213 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,241 - Axl, switch with me! - Get your freak leg off of me,... 214 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,609 - Sue! God! - [yelling] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 215 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,979 Why don't you all go to the swing set? 216 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,653 Uh, 'cause I'm not 6. 217 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,151 Not a suggestion. 218 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:38,220 - Ugh! - Go. 219 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,323 Come on. 220 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,392 [car doors open] 221 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,226 [sighs] 222 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:47,458 Why do I feel like this was more fun when we were kids? 223 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,328 Because when we were kids we didn't have kids? 224 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:50,592 Ah. 225 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,341 [screeching slide] 226 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,576 Axl, do I have anything on my butt? 227 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,580 No, you're good. 228 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,116 God, this is lame. 229 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,482 Every year, they go through some kind of midlife crisis. 230 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,919 Thank God their lives are more than halfway over. 231 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,253 By the way, nice job getting us kicked out of the car, Sue. 232 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:17,761 It wasn't my fault. I was trying to get dad to listen to me,... 233 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,434 ...but he only wanted to hear you go on and on about football. 234 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,693 Well, that's 'cause I'm his favorite. 235 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,940 What? You are not dad's favorite, Axl. 236 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,732 Okay. 237 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,132 Nobody is anybody's favorite. 238 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,312 Parents don't have favorite kids. 239 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,810 Sure they do. Everybody's got a favorite everything. 240 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,039 - What's your favorite fruit? - Banana. 241 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,342 - Favorite group? - One Direction. 242 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,541 - Favorite movie? - Fiddler on the Roof. 243 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:40,513 You haven't seen it yet. 244 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,347 Yeah, but I have a really good feeling about it. 245 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:45,183 See? You think parents don't have a favorite kid? 246 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,859 Everybody has a favorite everything... 247 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,893 ...and in this family, the favorite kid is me. 248 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,393 Ha. That's hilarious. 249 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,294 Why would 'you' be their favorite? 250 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,401 You cause them so much stress, you get bad grades, ... 251 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,695 ...you do dumb things with your friends. 252 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,204 There is no way you're they're favorite." 253 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,843 Oh! There 'is' way! 254 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,068 I'm their firstborn. 255 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,973 I was born when they still had love to give. 256 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,376 Well, actually, I'm the baby... 257 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,913 ...80 I'm pretty sure I'm the favorite. 258 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,018 You're a loser who misses a tomato. I win. 259 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,224 Believe what you want, but in every book, every movie, ... 260 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,392 ...the baby is always the favorite. 261 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,889 Not when he's an accident. 262 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,892 That is not true. Sue! 263 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,063 They called you "Oops" till you were 3. 264 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:28,326 Look, there is two of you, and I am the only girl. 265 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,400 Everyone knows girls are easier. 266 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,503 I am so, so nice. 267 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,901 I think it's pretty clear who the favorite would be... 268 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,872 ...if they had a favorite, which they don't. 269 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,010 Sue, think about it. 270 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,907 What do you really contribute to this family? 271 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,207 I mean, Oops is freakishly smart,... 272 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,351 ...I got recruiters all wanting a piece of the ax... 273 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,887 ...and hmm, what has Sue Sue Heck really brought to the party? 274 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,389 Nothing but the huge rust stain on her butt. 275 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,391 Axl! 276 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,392 Look, clearly, you two didn't fulfill them... 277 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,122 ...and they were forced to keep going until they got... 278 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,594 ...what they wanted... moi. 279 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,235 You don't know anything. Neither of you. 280 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,097 Parents don't have favorite kids! 281 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,534 I'm sorry! They just don't! 282 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,798 Least favorite says"what." 283 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,100 What? 284 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:10,971 [laughs] 285 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,309 See, it's funny... 286 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,411 ...because he said "least favorite says what,..." 287 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:15,944 ...and then you repeated "what", and... 288 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,674 Don't nerd up my joke, Brick. Just let it lie. 289 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,214 - This is nice, isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 290 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,721 We should do more things like this. 291 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,553 Why don't we do more things like this? 292 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,456 I don't know. 293 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,256 Let's worry about why we don't do it more... 294 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,456 ...when we're not doing it now. Okay? 295 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,294 Good plan. 296 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,628 Okay, I get the seat behind mom. 297 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,899 - Ah! What? I mean, as long as we-- - Whoo, popcorn! 298 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,303 - There you go. Help yourself... - Gimme some of that. 299 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,308 - For crying out loud. - No ranch seasoning? 300 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,210 Whatever. [I'll just eat this till my fires come. 301 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,744 Mom, I really need to ask you something. 302 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,246 Shh. Movie's starting. 303 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,975 How can you tell? Is that the sound? 304 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,018 It's so crackly. Oh, my God. I can barely hear it. 305 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,950 - Turn it up. Up! Up! Up! - Okay. 306 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,283 I think I missed the beginning. 307 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,687 The credits are my favorite part. 308 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,860 Can someone rewind it? 309 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,593 Fun to witness the death of civilization up close, isn't it? 310 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,630 Do you guys have favorite kids? 311 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,131 Mm. I like those Donahues. 312 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,360 No, of us. 313 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,037 Mom, I really want to know this. 314 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,297 Do you guys have favorite kids? 315 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,102 Among us kids, do you guys have favorites? 316 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,108 Honey, don't be ridiculous. 317 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,610 Parents love all their kids infinitely. 318 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,340 If there's infinite love,... 319 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,145 ...then it's not possible to love one more than the other, because... 320 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,014 ...infinite love is infinite. 321 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,048 Guess I'd say Axl. 322 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,622 - Dad! - Mike! 323 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,225 What? 324 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,989 Well, no, sure, the infinite stuff your mom said... 325 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,793 Yeah, but, I mean, if I had to pick,... 326 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,699 it's... it's... I just have more in common with him, I guess. 327 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:46,963 What? 328 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,732 Why you staring at me? 329 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,140 We have football, we hang out together... 330 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,643 ...talking about sports. 331 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,373 It's not personal. Just human nature. 332 00:11:58,952 --> 00:11:59,851 What? 333 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,714 Told ya. 334 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,257 [chain breaks] 335 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,835 Ohh. 336 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,935 [Frankie] As June turned into late June,... 337 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,546 ...Brick's tomato plant grew... 338 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:33,241 And grew... 339 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,581 And finally turned into a tomato. 340 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:40,851 Yep, anyone who said our summer wasn't progressing beautifully... 341 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,051 ...didn't know what they were talking about. 342 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,254 I'm just saying, East Indiana State is closer. 343 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,397 You gotta consider that. 344 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,760 We still don't know how much they're gonna play you,... 345 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,196 ...but I like the package they're putting together. 346 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,425 I don't want to be closer. 347 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,230 I wanna be as far away from you people as possible. 348 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,306 It's like when Tevye decided his town was too small,... 349 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,204 ...s0 he went on the flying car to New York to become a cop. 350 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,043 You do know that's three separate movies? 351 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,217 Dad, I know you're aware... 352 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,386 ...that since the incident at the drive-in... 353 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,419 ...I've kinda been freezing you out. 354 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,919 Mm-hmm? 355 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,955 I guess I just sorta felt like Serpico... 356 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,820 ...when his toymaker friend betrayed him,... 357 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,119 ...you know, before the pogrom guys burned down the wedding. 358 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,558 Again, three separate movies. 359 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,733 My point is, I think I was blaming you, but I realized... 360 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,096 ...I have to shoulder the responsibility as well. 361 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,399 Of course it would make sense that Axl would be your favorite. 362 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,631 You spend more time with him, and he's a boy and everything, ... 363 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,139 ...and lI've gotta own that. 364 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,245 Sue, he's not my favorite. It's just a dumb thing I said. 365 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,314 Owning it. But it's not enough just to own it. 366 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,178 I have to fix it,... 367 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,481 ...and that's why I'm hereby declaring this... 368 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,921 ...the summer of Sue and dad! 369 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:47,991 Wow! 370 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,786 That's a... big book. 371 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,124 Yes, itis, and you and I are gonna fill every single page... 372 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,961 ...with special memories of our summer together. 373 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,670 Memories we make... 374 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,735 starting now. 375 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,669 [camera clicks] 376 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,969 Aah! 'Adorbs!' 377 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,437 I'm gonna go print it out right now! 378 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,303 Okay. 379 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,038 Infinite love. 380 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,682 Could've been so easy. 381 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,477 [Frankie] And as the summer wore on, 382 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,621 ...Mike realized that more and more. 383 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,687 Pick a color. 384 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:18,356 Blue. 385 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,617 B-L-U-E. Pick a number. 386 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,192 - Three. - One, two, three. 387 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,054 Pick a higher number. 388 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,627 - Four. - One, two, three, four. 389 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,195 So then Spencer came back and was like, ... 390 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,957 "...are you guys going to the pool?" 391 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,794 ...and Carly thinks he was asking her out... 392 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,198 ...but he did say "guys," so I'm not sure. 393 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,167 What do you think, dad? 394 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,707 Brad's at tap camp, so I really need a man's opinion. 395 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,308 Uh... 396 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,376 It's called pass the candle, ... 397 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,742 ...and it's a really cool trust exercise. 398 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,882 We do it at slumber parties all the time. 399 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,211 I just shared with you... 400 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,820 ...that I don't really like the feel of sticky tape. 401 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:54,016 Now it's your turn to share something with me. 402 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,358 [blows] 403 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,025 Wait. Dad, did you make a wish? 404 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,428 Yes. 405 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,634 Yes, I did. 406 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,806 Relax. She's not here. 407 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,239 What are you doing? 408 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,412 Working out and bulking up at the same time. 409 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,206 I'm the world's most efficient man. 410 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,380 [milk splatters] 411 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,750 Axl! 412 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,048 What is this that I just found under your bed? 413 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:25,883 I swear it's not mine. 414 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,117 It's a report card with your name on it. 415 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,386 Oh, yeah. That's mine. 416 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,529 Look at this, Mike. 417 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,031 It turns our your favorite son failed a class. 418 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,895 - What? - Well, I can explain. 419 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,195 All right, the first half of the year,... 420 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,462 ...I didn't even know I was taking it. 421 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,969 I thought I had a free period... 422 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,436 ...then everyone was too far ahead, and I was totally lost. 423 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,804 In 'English?' 424 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,706 That shouldn't even be a requirement. 425 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,141 I've been speaking it, like, half my life. 426 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,109 How long were you planning on hiding this from us? 427 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,546 I swear, I was gonna tell you right after I did something good,... 428 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,550 ...but nothing good happened, so... 429 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,880 If you're gonna sit around this house... 430 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:59,922 ...waiting for good things to happen, you got a long wait, mister. 431 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:00,990 What's going on? 432 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,992 Is Axl in some kind of trouble? 433 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,890 Uh, yeah, your brother may not be going to college. 434 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,999 Chillax. I got, like, two schools fighting over me. 435 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,330 Not if you don't finish high school, you don't. 436 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,005 You know, my report card was quite good. 437 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,936 I could maybe tack it up here on the fridge... 438 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,939 ...for you to peruse at your leisure. 439 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,669 It's not that big of a deal. 440 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,778 It's one class. I can just take it next year. 441 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,504 No, you can't. 442 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,616 You've got a full course load as it is. 443 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,580 Damn it, Axl! 444 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,481 We were gonna spend one last summer together, ... 445 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,655 ...and now I gotta scramble around to see if I can even get you... 446 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:31,686 ...into summer school! 447 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:35,953 No! No school in summer. Those things together are an oxymoron. 448 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,357 Whoa. I think I used it right. 449 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,995 See? I know this stuff. 450 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,324 The passing grade is just a formality. 451 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,625 Please. Don't make me go to summer school. 452 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,495 What about the... the... the... the "this"? 453 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,137 Huh? You said that was very important. 454 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,170 I'll go outside right now and hit tennis balls. 455 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,808 Since 'I' got good grades, I could go do that. 456 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,445 Dad, care to join me? 457 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,041 [camera clicks] 458 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:59,009 Okay, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 459 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,448 You are going to go to summer school,... 460 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,351 ...and you are going to excel, or I am gonna reach under that... 461 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,151 ...bed of yours and choke you with whatever else I find there! 462 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,623 God. That's so typical. 463 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,990 You just focus on the one bad thing... 464 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,223 ...and completely ignore all the C's and D's. 465 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,808 Oh, my God. Summer school's even lamer than real school. 466 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,379 Now they expect me to memorize a dumb raven poems... 467 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,173 ...that barely even rhyme. I mean, I could write... 468 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,408 ...a billion times better one than this right now. 469 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,087 Summer blows. Away it goes. 470 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,314 It's totally sucky... 471 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,151 Something that rhymes with "sucky." 472 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,589 I think Poe can rest easy another day. 473 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,263 This is good, guys. 474 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,023 We got here early. We staked out a really good spot. 475 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,601 Ooh! Yeah, baby! I love me some fireworks! 476 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,599 Nothing says summer like fireworks. 477 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,533 Still in there swingin', huh, pally? 478 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,744 Gotta hand it to us. A lesser family would've given up. 479 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,378 Is there a lesser family? 480 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,240 Ugh. There's barely anyone here. 481 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,382 That's because everybody with lesser parents... 482 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,018 ...are in their houses, glued to their screens, ... 483 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,722 ...and we are having a nice picnic. 484 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,048 Who's got the blue bag? 485 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,952 You forgot the blue bag? 486 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,387 No, I absolutely did not forget the blue bag. 487 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,925 I pulled it out of the trunk. 488 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,726 Relax. I probably set it next to the car. I'll just go back and get it. 489 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,907 Dad, I made up a bunch of questions for us to ask each other. 490 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,042 I call it "the summer of Sue and dad survey,..." 491 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,871 ...which when abbreviated spells "so sad", but it's not. 492 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,241 It's the opposite of that. It's happy. 493 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,745 Mm. 494 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,110 How long is this gonna last? 495 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,615 Your daughter loving you? 496 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,254 I don't know. 497 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,822 Okay, question one... 498 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:48,551 Which character on Glee do you most identify with and why? 499 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,660 Dad, wanna go toss a football around? 500 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,126 Yes. 501 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,594 I think better when I move. 502 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,265 Ooh. 503 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,492 All right, dad, going wide! 504 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,829 You're trying way too hard with dad, Sue. 505 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,164 It's getting embarrassing. 506 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,841 Uh... I think the collage I made of us making... 507 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,068 ...collages would beg to differ. 508 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,610 I have made a lot of good headway. 509 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,111 Found it. 510 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,750 A few things fell out, but this chicken is good. 511 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,577 Mmm. 512 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,344 So you're not dad's favorite. 513 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,316 Move on. 514 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,522 I've made peace with it. 515 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,484 Oh, come on. 516 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,818 Are you guys still talking about this? 517 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,825 Look, your dad says stuff, he doesn't think... 518 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,157 ...there's no favorites, he loves you all the same. 519 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,389 [Mike] How about this kid? 520 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,795 That's my boy! 521 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,935 Axl, get off of dad's shoulders. 522 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,604 - It's time to eat. - All right! Great pass! 523 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,669 Whoo! 524 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,671 Mmm. Triangle watermelon. 525 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,967 My favorite. 526 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,804 See? What'd I tell you? Fruit, kids, parents, everything. 527 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,481 Parents? 528 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,012 Hells, yeah, parents. 529 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,719 I got favorites. Like, in terms of you two, hands down,... 530 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,182 ...dad's my favorite. 531 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,980 Axl, we shouldn't do this. 532 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,157 It only ends up hurting people's feelings. 533 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,018 It's okay, Sue. I have pretty thick skin. 534 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,194 I mean, of course Axl's gonna say dad's his favorite. 535 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,157 Dad picked him. 536 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,522 They're in cahoots. 537 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,562 I'm not in cahoots with anyone. 538 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,165 This is a silly discussion to even be having. 539 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,736 Everyone has their own opinions. Right, guys? 540 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,839 I don't think we should be talking about this. 541 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,509 No. Go on, Brick. 542 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,974 I think we're all very interested in what you have to say. 543 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,806 Look, you have a lot of things in your favor. 544 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,504 I'm not saying it wasn't a tough call,... 545 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,184 ...but I gotta go dad. 546 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,976 Dad? 547 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,152 This guy right here? 548 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,821 You're the one that nags them. That's all. 549 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,080 That's the only reason they're picking me. 550 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,221 This is you defending me? 551 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,653 The nag defense? 552 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,088 You do hag us a lot. 553 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,850 No, you guys. Stop. 554 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,587 You can't just discount mom. 555 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,922 Mom is there for us. 556 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,066 She does a lot of things for us. 557 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,065 Yeah... Think about it. 558 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,566 How much does she really do? 559 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,033 I mean, she doesn't cook us that much food. 560 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,899 Then again, do we really want her to? 561 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,609 This chicken's pretty rank. 562 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,867 I like it. 563 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:45,873 That is true. 564 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,944 Your after-school pickup record's a little spotty. 565 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,239 She's not the most reliable. 566 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,745 She did leave me at wrestlerette practice... 567 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,042 ...s0 late the janitor went home and my hair froze. 568 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,584 It was one time. I fell asleep. 569 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,415 Come on. You were going in the right direction there before, Sue. 570 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,352 Just stand up for yourself and your beliefs. 571 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,425 Yeah, just say it, Sue. Who's your favorite? 572 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,858 I am not gonna do this. I am not gonna participate... 573 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,032 ...in anything that's just gonna end up hurting mom's feelings. 574 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:07,765 [gasps] 575 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,596 I'm sorry, mom. 576 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,395 I am so, so sorry. 577 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,041 It's just that it's the summer of Sue and 'dad.' 578 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,869 Wow. 579 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,976 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. 580 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,044 So you're not their favorite parent. 581 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,740 You're a solid second place. 582 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,816 - Eh. - Eh? 583 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,316 Mrs. Donahue sends Sean with extra cookies for my lunch. 584 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:30,817 Hang on. This is wrong. 585 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,082 None of us are being fair to mom here. 586 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,793 Maybe if you made your case. 587 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,988 Oh, please. I am not gonna make my case. 588 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,323 Okay, fine. 589 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,466 First of all, I'm the one that does all things kid-related. 590 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:44,999 I sign all your permission slips,... 591 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,761 ...lrun out and get you poster board,... 592 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,304 ...I clean that cesspool you call a backpack. 593 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,636 - Frankie, don't do this. - Oh, I'm doing it. 594 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:55,144 Do you know all three of your heads were unnaturally large, ... 595 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,349 ...thanks to your giant favorite parent over here's... 596 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,483 ...weird genetic quirk? 597 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:01,743 And that after 27 months of carrying you people around,... 598 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,514 ...I can no longer sneeze or laugh or jump in the bouncy house... 599 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,815 ...without peeing? 600 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,423 They don't really need to know that. 601 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,957 Okay. What about tonight? 602 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,685 Who's the one that got us out of the house,... 603 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,022 ...that packed the blue bag full of tasty chicken,... 604 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,528 ...and searched the newspapers... 605 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,600 ...for the best park with the best view of the best fireworks,... 606 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,829 ...all so we could create one stinking memory of this? 607 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,804 Well, if anybody's still confused, it was me. 608 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,272 Me, me, me. 609 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,481 So just lie down, stop talking, and start watching... 610 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,616 ...because nothing says summer like fireworks! 611 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:40,682 [fireworks in distance] 612 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,997 Nobody... say... anything. 613 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,664 [Frankie] As July turned into August... 614 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,906 ...the only healthy relationship left in the house... 615 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,474 ...was Brick and his tomato. 616 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:01,408 ...It grew so big he needed to find support for it. 617 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,513 Brick! 618 00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,581 And then he found other support for it. 619 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,310 Brick! 620 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,716 I'd like to say we were making the same progress... 621 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,082 ...on our summer... 622 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,157 But I wasn't throwing in the towel just yet. 623 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,556 Guys, come on. It's a beautiful day out there, ... 624 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,322 ...and I'm about to show you some real fun. 625 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,159 Guess what I used to do when I was a kid. 626 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,199 Ride dinosaurs? 627 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,201 Yes, 'cause I'm a billion years old. 628 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,373 Come on. You're gonna love it. 629 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,433 [groans] 630 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,239 Ta-da! 631 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,175 What are we supposed to do? 632 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,008 Run through it. 633 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:38,740 Why? 634 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,110 Because it's fun. 635 00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,615 Come on. I'll show you. 636 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,618 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 637 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,085 What do you do now? 638 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,419 You run through it again, like... 639 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:52,256 Whoa! Whoa! It's cold, but exhilarating. 640 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,397 I don't get it. 641 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,395 - Please stop. - Me neither. 642 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:55,623 No, try it. 643 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,096 Listen if your clothes get wet, I won't... 644 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,304 ...freak out on you like your dad would. 645 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,405 Come on. It's... it's spontaneous. 646 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,699 Just... Whoo! 647 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,535 You can go slow... 648 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,111 ...or you can go fast. Aah! 649 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,281 Skip... 650 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,246 You can go backwards. 651 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:13,781 Whoo! Ooh. 652 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:17,115 You can pretend like you're leaping into another dimension. 653 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:22,792 Oh, sure. 654 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,622 If your dad suggested it, you would do it. 655 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:28,266 Well, I'm not playing this popularity contest. 656 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,264 Yeah, I'm not. 657 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,803 You know, Brick, I always thought you and I had a special bond. Hmm? 658 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,498 Mother and son... no stronger bond on earth. 659 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:40,075 Really? I thought you believed in infinite love. 660 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:44,580 Well, yes, infinite love while also understanding... 661 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,776 ...that you might have a special connection to one person or... 662 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,685 ...parent more than the other. 663 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,949 And here's the thing. I know you probably felt... 664 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,752 ...the pressure to say dad was your favorite... 665 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,623 ...'cause that's the way the whole family seemed to be leaning,... 666 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:00,662 ...but honestly... 667 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:02,994 ...I think it takes real character... 668 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,297 ...to speak out and express your own feelings,... 669 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:10,271 ...and I think that you have that kind of character. 670 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,533 Mom, you're better than this. 671 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,644 I'm not, though, Brick. I'm really not. 672 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,110 This is killing me. How could you pick dad over me? 673 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:17,680 He says it's okay if my socks don't match. 674 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,941 But it's not! Because people will think you're weird, ... 675 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,383 ...and I'm only telling you that 'cause I love you more than dad. 676 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:24,385 It's 'cause he's tall. 677 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,354 People love tall people. I've seen the studies. 678 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:27,855 Look, to be honest,... 679 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,357 ...I think the fireworks thing really set you back. 680 00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:33,964 I mean, you literally robbed us of fire in the sky. 681 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,462 Plus, we all got sick from your chicken. 682 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,500 That was a month ago. What, are you guys keeping score? 683 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:41,069 32 to 10. And if it was up to Axl and Sue,... 684 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,832 ...you'd only have 4 points. 685 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:43,668 [scoffs] 686 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,343 - Brick, does dad know you're-- - Oh, don't worry. 687 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,878 They're not dad's. I found them on the playground. 688 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,379 All right. 689 00:25:57,356 --> 00:26:00,326 So, uh, listen, just off the top of my head,... 690 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,861 ...you know, totally unrelated to this discussion,... 691 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,654 ...summer's almost over. 692 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,490 So if there's anything... 693 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,929 ...anything at all that you wanted to do,... 694 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,729 ...I'd certainly do my best to try and make it happen. 695 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:13,995 Really? 696 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,502 Well, actually,... 697 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:19,678 ...I read that the River County fair is having a big tomato contest. 698 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,277 The winner gets a trophy... 699 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:23,572 ...and a shout-out on the River Soil web site. 700 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:27,116 Ugh. Brick, it's three hours away. 701 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,048 It'll probably get you 20 points. 702 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,723 [sighs] Fine. 703 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,357 Dad, so glad you're home. 704 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,186 I got markers, stencils, and jewels,... 705 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,896 ...and I thought we could each make a page... 706 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,360 ...for the "summer of Sue and dad" book,... 707 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,523 ...but we don't know what the other is doing... 708 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,235 ...and then we dedicate 'em to each other. 709 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:46,461 Hang on, Sue. Axl, what are you doing? 710 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:48,706 I am pen face. 711 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,300 Well, be book face and start studying. 712 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,238 You got a lot of material to cover by Friday. 713 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,971 Uh, how many times have 'you' taken eleventh grade English? 714 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,306 'Cause I've taken it twice now,... 715 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,449 ...80 I think I know a little bit more than you. 716 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:01,085 Dad, glitter glue or sharpie markers? 717 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,617 Oh, is that so? Okay. 718 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,380 Let's take a little quiz. 719 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,388 In the first act of Death of a Salesman, ... 720 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,615 which character... 721 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:08,691 Death. 722 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,065 Death isn't even a character, Axl. 723 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:14,892 That's fine. 724 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,398 I guess we'll just sit here and go over this together. 725 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,333 [Frankie] And it was at that moment, Sue realized... 726 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:23,304 Attention didn't have to be positive,... 727 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:24,976 ...ahd maybe negative attention... 728 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,441 ...was better than no attention at all. 729 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:31,082 So Sue set out to explore her dark side. 730 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,478 Well, dark for Sue. 731 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:34,914 She used Mike's razor... 732 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,178 Ah! 733 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,187 Not using a coaster. 734 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,756 Nope. Hot day, too. 735 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,860 Whatevs. 736 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,592 She didn't wind up the hose... 737 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:55,364 And worst of all... 738 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:57,542 Going to bed without my headgear... 739 00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:58,799 ...even though the orthodontist... 740 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:01,411 ...totally recommends I wear it at night. 741 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,744 But I don't care. Whatevs. 742 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,678 So as we headed into the final few days of summer,... 743 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,720 ...we were all frustrated,... 744 00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:14,391 ...but we had one more chance to salvage the summer... 745 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,560 ...the River County fair. 746 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,460 Hey, gentle on the bumps, please. 747 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,668 I can't believe this. I finally finish my last English paper... 748 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:24,733 ...while we're pumping gas, and instead of taking me out... 749 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,065 ...or buying me a reward, I'm stuck chauffeuring... 750 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,138 ...a tomato to a loser fest. 751 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,341 This is a big deal. 752 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,510 There was a whole write-up about last year's. 753 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,577 Listen to this... 754 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:38,307 "As gawkers lined past the table full of tomatoes,... 755 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,040 ...they were heard to exclaim,... 756 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,812 "...well, I never saw anything like this,..." 757 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,683 ...and, I think this one's gonna be a winner. " 758 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:46,915 Aah! 759 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:48,421 Axl, come on. 760 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:50,856 This could be our last summer together as a family. 761 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:52,689 Don't you want to get some of this... 762 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,366 ...before you're out there dealing with all that? 763 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,364 Oh, my God. Isn't"this"over yet? 764 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,161 It's not this. It's this. 765 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,362 Well, I want to do this, this, and... 766 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,268 This. 767 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,273 You know, dad, I'm not surprised you wanted to drive together... 768 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,172 ...s0 you could talk to me alone. 769 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:11,245 What are you talking about? 770 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,576 I had to stop at work first,... 771 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,377 ...and you said you wanted to come with me. 772 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,747 I get it. 773 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,888 I've been out of control. 774 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:21,525 I'm sure you're very disappointed in my behavior. 775 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:24,355 Well, you've been sort of annoying with that scrapbook. 776 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:26,053 No, it's good you're intervening now,... 777 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:27,891 ...'cause I am at a crucial point in my life... 778 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,864 ...where I could go either way. 779 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:36,968 [singing] Do-do-do-do 780 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:38,973 do-do-do-do 781 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,947 I mean, I stopped taking my multivitamins,... 782 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:47,049 ...80 I don't know where that's gonna lead. 783 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,812 Yep. Probably got a lot of attention headed my way,... 784 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,489 ...and not the good kind. 785 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,623 [radio turns on] 786 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,822 I've done some bad things, dad. 787 00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,086 Bad things. 788 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,424 Yesterday I was at a health fair,... 789 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,963 ...and there was a booth with a basket of chapstick,... 790 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,928 ...and I took one. 791 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,829 Maybe they weren't even free. 792 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,232 I don't know. 793 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,565 They could've been for sale, and I just shoplifted. 794 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:10,503 Whatevs. 795 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,609 Oh, God. Oh! 796 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,074 I think I'm gonna throw up. 797 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:21,082 You didn't eat the ham sandwich that was in that towel, did you? 798 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,287 I'm just nervous. 799 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,683 I heard there's out-of-towners from Des Moines coming in,... 800 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:26,790 ...and they had above-average rainfall this year. 801 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,926 Axl, let us out. I gotta give Brick some air. 802 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,754 Just park the car and meet us at the funnel cake stand. 803 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,691 Don't say "funnel cake." 804 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:35,023 [whispers] Funnel cake. 805 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:36,496 Oh. 806 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,095 You here for the demolition derby? 807 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,533 Uh, yeah. Sure. 808 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,865 Okay. This way. 809 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,817 What the... 810 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,821 Hey! Get back here! 811 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,461 Are you kidding me? 812 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:05,653 This is the worst parking lot ever. 813 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:08,229 I'm gonna need your insurance card! 814 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:15,398 [announcer] Who's gonna win this time? 815 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,043 Number 11... 816 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,924 This worked out just the way you wanted, didn't it, AxI? 817 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,594 You saw that he was a champion,... 818 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,592 ...and you couldn't take that somebody else... 819 00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,161 ...was gonna get the glory. 820 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,833 You are a small, small, petty man. 821 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:44,001 God, Brick, it was an accident! What about my car? 822 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,330 Who drives a car into a demolition derby by mistake? 823 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,528 At least I placed fourth. 824 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,502 If it wasn't for sergeant smashup, I would've medaled. 825 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,039 Listen, everybody, just take a breath. 826 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:52,368 This is nothing we can't work out... 827 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:53,908 ...over a couple of fried snickers, okay? 828 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,274 Last Sunday, in church, when the priest told us... 829 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,449 ...to pray for the poor, you know, I... I prayed for the rich. 830 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:01,209 That's just the way my brain is working these days. 831 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:04,617 I cannot believe that you would do something so moronic. 832 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:06,257 As I said, we could all use a minute. 833 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,620 Let's just get a fried pie, a couple fried marshmallows. 834 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,293 There's a fried butter stand right in there. 835 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,189 - Come on. - Oh. 836 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:12,522 The car. 837 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,062 Axl, I said we're not talking about... 838 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:15,596 No, my paper's in that car! 839 00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:17,394 My final paper I need to turn in to pass... 840 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,195 ...my stupid summer school class! 841 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,031 - Damn it, Axl! - Axl, are you kidding?! 842 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,604 I ate unwashed fruit! 843 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:23,434 Wait! 844 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:24,803 Well, I'm not helping. 845 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:26,009 Hey! Wait! 846 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:27,610 No, I'm not gonna help go get it,... 847 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:29,303 ...even if somebody asks me... 848 00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,912 - Stop! Come back! - Wait! 849 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,447 to. 850 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,810 [Frankie] As Sue watched the family take off,... 851 00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:38,581 ...she realized that whether she joined us or not,... 852 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,451 ...no one would notice. 853 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,594 The only way she was gonna get our attention was fo... 854 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,729 ...disappear. 855 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:58,307 So Sue walked the midway for what seemed like forever,... 856 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,478 ...trying to get lost... 857 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,647 ...but hoping to be found. 858 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:11,520 Hi. 859 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,258 Uh, my name is Sue Heck. 860 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,824 Has anyone tried to find me yet? 861 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,496 No. I don't think so. 862 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:19,664 Are you lost? 863 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,458 Well, no, not yet. 864 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,067 But probably soon. 865 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,201 I'll just wait over here. 866 00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:41,843 So if someone was trying to find me,... 867 00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:45,114 ...this is where'd they come. Correct? 868 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:46,290 Yes. 869 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:47,981 Okay. 870 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,329 Are you here 'cause you're in trouble? 871 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:58,798 Oh. No. No, no, no, no. 872 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,232 I... I'm a nice girl. 873 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,133 Oh. See? 874 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:12,141 You know, it's a really crowded fair,... 875 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,148 ...80 sometimes it takes them a while... 876 00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:16,548 ...to notice you're missing. 877 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,415 Oscar, thank God! 878 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,182 Oh. That was the longest four minutes of our lives. 879 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,190 We don't know what we would've done without you. 880 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,523 Never do that to us again. 881 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,358 All right. Let's get some ice cream. 882 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,436 It's ringing. 883 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,944 If you guys are home, um, this is Sue,... 884 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:48,447 ...and I'm still at the fair, SO... 885 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,212 Hi. We lost something very important. 886 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:52,548 Our son's English paper. 887 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,281 It was in one of the cars they hauled away to the dump. 888 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,084 We tried to chase it down, but we couldn't catch it,... 889 00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:57,921 ...and then we went to the demolition derby arena,... 890 00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,028 ...but they told us to come here. 891 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:02,131 I need that paper. I can't take junior English a third time. 892 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,697 I just can't. 893 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,232 I'm just an hourly hire. 894 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:06,869 Sorry. 895 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,236 Sue, we're all tired from running around,... 896 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,776 ...but this is no time to sit. Let's go. 897 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,653 [Frankie] With Axl's car demolished, his paper gone,... 898 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:27,155 ...Brick's tomato squashed, and Sue in a dark place, ... 899 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:29,553 ...the end of summer was a bust. 900 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:33,391 There weren't enough foods on a stick to turn this thing around. 901 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:34,758 Anybody wanna check out the fun house? 902 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:35,931 No. 903 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,329 4-H beef show? 904 00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:38,433 No. 905 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,469 The cheesy side dish judging contest? 906 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:41,672 No. 907 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:45,275 Frankie, can we just pull the rip cord on this thing? 908 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,912 Let's just admit that our amazing summer was a bust... 909 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,672 ...and hope fall is a little kinder to us. 910 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,351 I was at lost and found, and no one knew I was gone. 911 00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:56,315 Fine. I was just trying 'cause that's what you wanted. 912 00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:59,320 If you're done, I'm done. Let's just go to the car. 913 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,934 - Really? - I don't believe this. 914 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,771 I always remember where I park. 915 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,971 I hope you guys are deducting points for this. 916 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:26,775 I think it was near a white van. Sue, do you remember? 917 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,884 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? 918 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:31,680 I'm tired and emotionally drained. Where's the car? 919 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:35,451 I don't know. Sue was talking a lot when we parked. 920 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,128 Nice going, dad. 921 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,523 Oh, yeah? Really? 922 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,892 Well, at least I got a car to drive home in. 923 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,534 Oh, like you've never accidentally driven your car... 924 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,202 ...into a demolition derby before. 925 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:47,132 No. You know what, AxI? I haven't. 926 00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:48,863 God, you've been so grumpy all day. 927 00:36:49,107 --> 00:36:50,632 Gee. I wonder if there's a reason why. 928 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:51,866 I don't know what you want me to say. 929 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,238 I'll save up for a new car. 930 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,142 This isn't about the car, Axl. This is about you. 931 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,145 Of course it is. 932 00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,408 Do you realize that if you would've gotten hurt... 933 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:03,086 ...you could've kissed your football scholarship good-bye? 934 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,551 You gotta start being smart. 935 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,155 I try, but it's not that easy. 936 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,916 Well, I'm tired of being smart for you. 937 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:10,321 This is your entire future here, and you're playing games... 938 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,394 ...with your report card and almost getting killed. 939 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:15,328 You're 18. It's time for you to start doing the thinking. 940 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,763 I always think I'm very responsible. 941 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:20,495 You don't know how lucky you are to have a scholarship. 942 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,764 I'd have killed to play ball in college. 943 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:26,035 He doesn't care. He has no respect for people or produce. 944 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,338 Oh, that was not my fault. All right, you blame mom... 945 00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:29,911 ...for dragging us here in the first place. 946 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,879 Hey, me, your nonfavorite,... 947 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,279 ...was fine with you watching TV all summer. 948 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:36,179 He's the one that wanted you off it. 949 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:38,014 I would've preferred TV to coming here. 950 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,281 Oh, you're the one that wanted this. 951 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:41,891 I was just trying to give it to you. 952 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:45,222 Oh, no. No, this has nothing to do with this. 953 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,625 The only reason we're here... 954 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,923 ...Is 'cause you wanted to suck up to Brick. 955 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,363 That's right. I know all about the 20 points. 956 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,059 Well, I'm done with summer. 957 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,605 But this was supposed to be the summer of Sue and dad! 958 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:57,536 Sue! 959 00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:01,404 Enough already. I love you, damn it. I shouldn't have to say it. 960 00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:02,212 [camera clicks] 961 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,948 [fireworks pops] 962 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:16,752 [Frankie] So it turnout it's impossible to stay mad during fireworks. 963 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:17,951 You just can't 964 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,257 It's literally fire in the sky. 965 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,627 - Ohl - Oh! 966 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:25,302 - Ahh! - Ahh! 967 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:28,268 - Oh, that's pretty. - The pinwheel ones... I love those. 968 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,099 Me, too. 969 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:31,741 - Ohl - Oh! 970 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,477 The thing is, you can't force a great summer. 971 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,446 It just happens. 972 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,777 Wait. I think I got it. 973 00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,452 Make sure your thumbs are right. 974 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:48,284 It's all in the thumbs. 975 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,053 - Hey. - Epic. 976 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:51,695 [laughs] 977 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,339 I gotta say, of all our summers,... 978 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:05,202 ...that one might've ended up being my favorite. 979 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:07,945 Not that I have any favorites.